Alright, let’s talk about this Dakota Kai girl and that SummerSlam thing. I heard some folks jabbering about it down at the market, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it all for ya.
So, this Dakota gal, she was wrestling, right? Big deal, SummerSlam, they call it. Sounds like a big to-do. Sounds like one of them fancy summer parties them rich folks throw. Anyway, this Dakota, she came back to wrestling there last year, in 2022. Folks were all surprised, like a hen finding a diamond in the dirt.
Now, she was part of somethin’ called “Damage CTRL,” whatever that is. Sounds like a bunch of hooligans to me. They were doin’ alright, I guess, but then wouldn’t you know it, she got hurt. Just like my old Bessie, always limpin’ around after chasin’ them darn squirrels. Dakota, she had to sit out for a spell. Poor thing.
- Dakota Kai returned to WWE at SummerSlam 2022.
- She was part of a group called Damage CTRL.
- She got injured and had to take time off.
But here’s the kicker, another girl, Iyo Sky, she won somethin’ called the “WWE Women’s Championship” at this SummerSlam thing. Championship? Sounds like a blue ribbon at the county fair, only bigger and louder. Good for her, I say. Shows them youngsters what hard work can do.
Now, they’re talkin’ about this SummerSlam again, this year, 2024. And there’s all sorts of predictions flyin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off. Folks are bettin’ and guessin’ who’s gonna win what. They’re sayin’ this Tiffany Stratton girl might win somethin’ after cashin’ in somethin’ called “Money in the Bank.” Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ to me.
And then there’s this Logan Paul fella. He’s been holdin’ onto some title for too long, they say. And this LA Knight guy, he needs to win somethin’ or he’ll be forgotten quicker than last week’s gossip. Wrestling folks, they’re a dramatic bunch, I tell ya.
This Dakota girl, before all this SummerSlam hoopla, she was wrestlin’ somewhere else, somethin’ called “NXT.” She even tried to win a championship there, but she couldn’t. And then, wouldn’t you know it, they let her go! Said she didn’t want to stay anyway, but I reckon there’s more to that story than meets the eye. Just like when old Mr. Henderson said he sold his farm ’cause he was tired of it. We all knew it was ’cause he couldn’t pay the bills.
Now, there’s talk about another fella, Roman Reigns. He came back to SummerSlam too, just a few weeks ago, in August. Big surprise, they say. Seems like SummerSlam is full of surprises, like findin’ a double yolk egg in the mornin’. He was fightin’ somebody called Rhodes, and there were all sorts of crazy rules. “Bloodline Rules,” they called it. Sounds messy, if you ask me.
Anyway, Rhodes fella won, kept his championship. And Reigns, he just walked away. Maybe he had enough, maybe he was just tired. Who knows? These wrestlers, they’re a strange bunch.
So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Lots of wrestlin’, lots of shoutin’, lots of surprises. SummerSlam, it sounds like a real barn burner. Me? I’d rather be home with a good cup of tea and my cat, but to each their own, I say. This whole wrestling business, it’s a lot to take in for an old lady like me. But if it makes folks happy, I guess it can’t be all bad.
Just seems like a lot of fuss about folks pretendin’ to fight, if you ask me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who likes a good cup of coffee and watching the birds at the feeder.
Tags: Dakota Kai, SummerSlam, WWE, Wrestling, Iyo Sky, Damage CTRL, Tiffany Stratton, Logan Paul, LA Knight, NXT, Roman Reigns, Championship
