Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Harry Higgs. Folks keep askin’, “What happened to Harry Higgs’ face?” Well, gather ’round, and I’ll spill the beans, the way I heard it. This ain’t no fancy news report, mind you, just good ol’ fashioned gossip, like we do back home.
First off, Harry, he’s one of them golf fellas. Plays on the TV, you know? Big shot golfer. Born way back in 1991, December 4th, to be exact. A young’un, still. Heard he won some tournaments, even one down in Peru, back in 2018. And then again, a couple more in 2021. See, he worked real hard, that boy did. He had a way of doin’ things, a four-part process, they say. Must be somethin’ special, ’cause it got him back on the PGA Tour. That’s the big leagues for golf, ya know.
Now, about his face. That’s what y’all really wanna know, ain’t it? Well, it wasn’t nothin’ serious, thank the good Lord. Heard tell he had some kinda “procedure,” they called it. Sounded fancy, but from what I gather, it was just a small thing. He even said it was “easy.” This was just recently, June 2024, I think. He was talkin’ on some show, “The Smylie Show” it was called. Heard it from my niece, she’s always glued to that there internet.
- So, no big drama, no fightin’ or nothin’.
- Just a little fix-me-up, I reckon.
- Maybe he had a bump or somethin’, like that skin tag my husband had.
- Doctors can do all sorts of things these days, ya know.
Folks make a big deal outta nothin’, sometimes. Harry, he’s still out there playin’ golf, still swingin’ them clubs. He even got himself some fancy sunglasses, prescription ones, no less. Saw a picture online, he looked just fine. Happy as a clam, I’d say. He knew all that hard work would pay off, and it did. He’s back on tour, doin’ what he loves.
They say he got some attention back in 2020 too. Somethin’ ’bout an “albatross.” Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like some kinda bird to me. But in golf, it must be somethin’ good, ’cause folks were talkin’. He’s a good player, this Harry. Keeps at it, even when things get tough. That’s the kinda fella he is, from what I can tell. Just a regular guy, playin’ golf, and takin’ care of himself, face and all.
So, there ya have it. The whole story, as best as I can piece it together. Nothin’ to worry ’bout. Harry Higgs is alright. His face is alright. He’s playin’ golf, and that’s all that matters. Now, go on and spread the word, so folks stop their frettin’. And maybe next time, they’ll just ask the man himself, instead of gossiping like a bunch of hens.
And you know, young fellas like him, they gotta look their best on TV. It’s part of the job, I guess. Just like when I used to go to church, I’d always put on my best dress and make sure my hair was combed nice. Same kinda thing, only with more cameras and fancier clothes.
He seems like a good kid, though. Hardworking, dedicated. Reminds me of my grandson, always chasin’ after his dreams. Hope Harry keeps on winnin’ and makin’ us proud. And as for his face, well, it’s his face, and he can do whatever he wants with it, that’s what I say. As long as he’s happy and healthy, that’s all that counts in the end.
Tags: Harry Higgs, PGA Tour, Golfer, Procedure, Face, Golf, Athlete, The Smylie Show, Sunglasses, Albatross, Korn Ferry Tour
