Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this fella, this Laguna Long Joe Rogan, or somethin’ like that. Don’t rightly know who he is, but the young’uns keep talkin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it all.
Seems like this Joe Rogan, he’s got a podcast. Now, I ain’t too sure what a podcast is, but from what I gather, it’s like a radio show, but on that there internet thingy. He just sits around and talks to folks, all sorts of folks, ’bout all sorts of stuff. Joe Rogan Experience they call it, fancy name, huh?
This podcast, it’s real popular. Like, real popular. The biggest one on that Spotify thing, whatever that is. He talks to comedians, fighters, scientists, all kinds. I heard he even had some fella on there talkin’ ’bout champagne and Satan, all in the same breath! Can you believe that? Champagne and the devil! Lord have mercy!
- He talks to funny people, the kind that tell jokes and make you laugh.
- He talks to tough guys, the ones that punch each other in the face for a livin’.
- He talks to smart folks, the ones that know all about stars and stuff.
Now, some folks say this Joe Rogan fella, he used to be a bit of a wild one. A “meathead,” they called him. Guess that means he was kinda rough around the edges. But seems like he smartened up some, started thinkin’ ’bout things more. This podcast, maybe that helped him. Maybe it helps other folks too, opens their minds and all that.
I also heard tell that Joe Rogan, he don’t pay his guests nothin’. They just come on his show and talk for free. Imagine that! Workin’ for free! Though I guess sometimes he pays for their travel and where they stay. That’s somethin’ at least.
And get this, this Joe Rogan, he takes shots! Not the kind you get at the doctor, no sir. Somethin’ called NAD+, whatever that is. Maybe it’s like them vitamins the young’uns take, tryin’ to stay healthy and all. He takes it right before he starts talkin’, maybe it helps him talk better, who knows?
They say he talks about everything under the sun. Science, sports, crime, even that there chaos theory, which sounds mighty complicated if you ask me. He had this one fella on there, Neil somethin’-or-other, talks about science all the time. People seem to like listenin’ to ’em. Said somethin’ ’bout this fella Yoel Romero too, a fighter, said if he started fightin’ earlier he woulda been the best ever. Imagine that, fightin’ your whole life.
Now, this Joe Rogan fella, he got himself in a bit of trouble too. Seems like he said some things he shouldn’t have, some things that weren’t very nice. Had to take some of his shows down ’cause of it. Guess even these big talkin’ folks on the internet make mistakes sometimes.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this Laguna Long Joe Rogan. He talks a lot, he talks to a lot of people, and a whole bunch of folks like to listen to him. Don’t know if I’ll ever understand it all, but hey, that’s the world these days, ain’t it? Always somethin’ new and confusing.
Joe Rogan, he sure is somethin’ else. Talkin’ ’bout everything and anything, gettin’ folks thinkin’, gettin’ folks riled up. Maybe that’s his job, just to stir the pot and see what happens. And he is successful at it, more people listen to him than go to my church on Sunday! Land sakes!
Anyway, I gotta go make some supper now. All this talkin’ ’bout podcasts and internet folks makes my head spin. Just remember, y’all, be kind to each other, and don’t believe everything you hear, especially on that there internet. Amen.
Tags: Joe Rogan, Podcast, Spotify, Interview, Conversation, Science, Sports, MMA, Controversy, NAD+, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Yoel Romero
