Alright, alright, let me tell ya somethin’ about this wrestling stuff, this “wwe script leak” thing the young’uns are always yappin’ about. You know, like that wrasslin’ they show on the TV? The one with all them big fellas in their tighty-whities jumpin’ around?
Is this WWE thing real or fake? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t like no real fight I ever seen down at the county fair. Them fellas ain’t just beatin’ the tar outta each other for nothin’. It’s all…what do they call it? “Scripted.” Yeah, like a play, but with more muscles and less fancy talk.
Someone told me, some smarty-pants on the internet, said it’s like “choreographed.” Fancy word, huh? Means they plan it all out, like a dance. They decide who’s gonna win, who’s gonna lose, who’s gonna get thrown through a table. It ain’t no accident, even if it looks like it.
- They got their punches,
- their slams,
- their kicks,
even them fancy talkin’ bits they do before they start beatin’ on each other. It’s all part of the show.
Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t easy. Them fellas, they put their bodies through a lot. Jumping off ropes, fallin’ on their backs, it can’t be good for ya. And they gotta do it all the time, travelin’ all over the place. It’s hard work, even if it ain’t a real fight. They’re just like those stunt people in the movies, you know, the ones who jump off buildings and stuff?
I heard tell that one time, this fella, Vince somethin’-or-other, he wanted to make sure he didn’t have to pay extra taxes, so he said it wasn’t a real sport. He said it was just entertainment. Smart fella, that Vince. Always thinkin’ about the money. And you know what? He was right. It is entertainment.
So, these “scripts,” these plans for the show, do they ever get out? Well, seems like sometimes they do. People talk, things leak, just like water from a rusty bucket. I heard stories of scripts showin’ up on the internet. Folks gossipin’ about who’s gonna win, who’s gonna turn bad, all that kind of stuff.
One time, I heard tell, a whole script for one of them Monday night shows, they call it “Raw” somethin’, it got out. And folks who used to work there, they said it was the real deal. Imagine that! Knowin’ what’s gonna happen before it even happens. Takes all the fun out of it, if you ask me.
But are these wwe script leak things easy to find? I ain’t so sure. I reckon they try to keep ’em secret, but you know how it is. Someone always knows someone who knows someone. And sometimes, them secrets just find a way of gettin’ out. Like that time old man Jenkins’ prize-winning pumpkin went missin’ and then showed up smashed on the highway. Everyone knew who did it, even if they didn’t say nothin’.
So, yeah, this wrestling thing, it’s a show. It’s a story they tell with their bodies. And sometimes, that story gets leaked. But even if you know what’s gonna happen, it can still be fun to watch. Just like watchin’ a good movie for the tenth time. You know how it ends, but you still enjoy the ride. And let me tell ya, them wrasslers, they sure know how to put on a show. They’re big, they’re loud, and they make you believe, even if just for a little while, that it’s all real.
So yeah, WWE follows a storyline. It’s like those soap operas on the TV, always some drama going on. But with more muscles, you know? And that’s what makes it fun to watch. Even if you know it’s fake, you can still get caught up in it all. It’s like watching a magic trick, you know it’s not real, but you still enjoy the show. And that’s all there is to it. Ain’t nothin’ more to it than that.
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