Alright, let’s talk about this John Wall fella and how fast he can run. Folks are sayin’ he’s super speedy, like a jackrabbit or somethin’. They keep jabberin’ on about somethin’ called a “40-yard dash.” Don’t rightly know what that is, but sounds like runnin’ real fast in a straight line.
Now, I heard tell this John Wall, he was a track star back in high school. Guess he trained with them Olympic runners, the ones that look like they got springs in their shoes. They say he can run that 40-yard thingy in 4.35 seconds. That’s mighty fast, faster than my old rooster chasin’ a hen, I reckon.
Some folks like to compare John Wall to other fast fellas. They bring up this LeBron fella, big ol’ boy, plays basketball too. Heard he’s pretty quick for a big’un, runs that 40-yard thing in 4.6 seconds. That’s quick, but not as quick as John Wall, see? Then there’s talk about some other basketball players, like Derek Rose and Tony Parker, all runnin’ real fast. But seems like John Wall is the one they talk about the most when it comes to pure speed.
- They say Derek Rose is super-duper fast, even faster than them football players.
- Tony Parker, he’s quick too, ran it in 4.28 seconds. That’s like blinkin’ your eyes and he’s already gone.
Now, I don’t know much about this “NBA” or them football fellas, but I do know fast when I see it. And from what I hear, John Wall is one of the fastest. They say he’s faster than a greased piglet at the county fair. Faster than gossip spreadin’ in a small town.
They also try to figure out how fast these fellas can run in meters and stuff. Somethin’ about 36.576 meters bein’ the same as 40 yards. All that math makes my head spin. All I care about is if they can outrun a grumpy cow, and sounds like John Wall probably could.
They even talk about how fast these basketball players would be if they played football. They say LeBron James, with his size and speed, coulda been a good football player. But this ain’t about football, it’s about runnin’ fast. And John Wall, he’s the one they keep comin’ back to. They say he’s the fastest of them all, the absolute fastest athlete. That’s what they say, anyhow.
So, how fast is John Wall? Real fast, that’s how fast. Faster than a chicken hawk after a field mouse. Faster than a politician dodgin’ a tough question. He might not be the biggest or the strongest, but when it comes to runnin’ in a straight line, sounds like he’s the best there is. That 4.35 seconds, that’s mighty quick. Quicker than a hiccup, quicker than a wink. That boy can flat out run.
And that’s all there is to it, really. John Wall is fast, and that’s the long and short of it. Don’t need no fancy numbers or measurements to know that. Just gotta listen to folks talk, and they all say the same thing: that boy is lightning fast.
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