Well, let me tell ya, things got real crazy on that there TV show, somethin’ called “Raw” or somethin’. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. They said this fella, Chad Gable, got himself messed up somethin’ fierce.
Now, I don’t know this Chad Gable from Adam, but folks was sayin’ he got shot. Shot in the head, no less! Can you believe that? Lord have mercy. Folks on the internet, they got all kinds of pictures, looked like he had blood all over his face. Scared the bejeebers outta me, I tell ya.
But then, them TV folks, they started yappin’ about how he wasn’t really shot. Said it was just part of the show, like them cowboys and Indians movies we used to watch down at the picture show. Said it was this group called the “Wyatt Sick6” or some such nonsense. Sounds like a bunch of troublemakers to me.
- First, they said Chad Gable got attacked.
- Then, folks thought he was shot dead.
- Turns out, it was all just make-believe for the TV.
This Uncle Howdy fella, he’s the leader of them Sick6 folks, apparently. Mean lookin’ dude, all painted up like a clown gone wrong. He’s the one who supposedly did the “attackin’”. But like I said, it ain’t real, not really. Still, it looked awful convincin’. Made my stomach churn, it did.
Some people were sayin’ Chad Gable was a goner, you know, dead. But then this fella, Triple H, he came on TV and said Gable was alright. Said he was just “good,” like nothin’ happened. These city folks, they sure do like to stir up trouble and then act like nothin’ happened, don’t they?
Now this Chad Gable, he seems like a smart fella, even if he does wrestle for a livin’. They say he got himself a fancy degree, somethin’ about animation and design. Went to college and got all A’s, too. Imagine that! A wrestler with brains. My grandson, Billy, he couldn’t even pass third grade math let alone get all them A’s. Times sure have changed, I tell ya.
And get this, they said this whole “turnin’ heel” thing, whatever that means, was Gable’s own idea. He wanted to be the bad guy, I guess. I don’t get it, myself. Why would anyone wanna be bad? But then again, I ain’t never understood these city folk and their ways.
So, to make a long story short, Chad Gable didn’t get shot. It was all just part of that wrestling show. They like to make things dramatic, you know, to get folks all riled up. And boy, did they rile folks up! They had people thinkin’ the poor fella was dead and gone.
It’s a funny thing, this wrestlin’ business. They pretend to hurt each other, pretend to hate each other, but it’s all just for show. Like them actors in Hollywood, only these fellas are bigger and sweatier. And let me tell ya, some of them sweat buckets! Must be hard work, all that grapplin’ and grunting.
Anyways, that’s the story of Chad Gable and his “shootin’.” Just a bunch of fuss over nothin’, really. But it sure did get folks talkin’, didn’t it? And I reckon that’s exactly what them wrestling folks wanted. They want you to watch, they want you to talk, they want you to believe, even if it ain’t true. That’s their job, I guess.
And this whole Wyatt Sick6 thing, it’s just another way to keep folks interested. They need new stories, new bad guys, new ways to shock ya. It’s like them soap operas my daughter used to watch, always somethin’ dramatic happenin’, always someone betrayin’ someone else, always someone comin’ back from the dead. It’s all just stories, made up to keep us entertained.
So, there you have it. Chad Gable, he’s fine and dandy. And the wrestling world keeps on spinnin’, full of fake punches, fake kicks, and apparently, fake shootings. And me? I’ll just stick to my stories on the radio, at least they don’t try to fool ya into thinkin’ someone got shot in the head. At least most of them don’t.
