Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here Texas versus Florida score thing. Now, I ain’t no fancy sports person, but I can tell you what happened plain and simple.
So, this game, right? It was between Texas, them Longhorns, and Florida, the Gators. They played on November 9, 2024. Folks say it was a big deal. Lots of people were there, like, over a hundred thousand! Can you believe that? More folks than I’ve ever seen at a town fair, that’s for sure.
Anyway, the final score was somethin’ like Texas 49, Florida 17. Yeah, Texas whooped ‘em good. That boy, Quinn Ewers, he was throwin’ that ball all over the place. They say he threw for 333 yards and five touchdowns. Five! That’s a lot, even I know that.
Now, from what I hear, Texas, they just started in this here SEC thing. And this was only the fourth time they ever played Florida, first time since way back in 1940, can you imagine? Way before I was even born! I reckon Florida didn’t do so well then either, somethin’ about Texas winning 26-0. Sounds like Texas got their number.
This here game was in Austin, Texas. At some place called Darrell K Royal. Sounded fancy. Lots of hollerin’ and cheerin’, I bet. That boy Ewers, he had himself a day. Best game he played all year, they say. He got hurt earlier, somethin’ with his belly, but he was good to go for this one.
- Texas scored a whole bunch in a row. After them boys punted a couple times, they scored touchdowns like it was nothin’. Four times in a row, and then five out of six! That’s like when your chickens lay eggs, one right after another.
- Texas is pretty good this year. They got eight wins and only one loss. And four wins, one loss in that SEC thing. That’s better than my garden this year; the rabbits ate half of it.
Florida, well, they didn’t do so good. They scored a bit at the end, but it wasn’t enough, not by a long shot. That quarterback for Texas, he was just too good. He was slingin’ that ball like he was pitchin’ hay, right where it needed to go.
They were talkin’ about some old Florida team from way back when, 1911. Said all them players were from Florida, and they never lost a game. Imagine that! But this ain’t 1911, and this Florida team, they just couldn’t keep up with Texas. It was like watching a dog try to catch a squirrel – just wasn’t gonna happen.
So, there you have it. Texas 49, Florida 17. Texas won. Ewers threw a bunch of touchdowns. Lots of people watched. That’s all there is to it, simple as pie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I’ve been.
Oh, and they had some numbers there too, called a box score. Showed all the passes and stuff. Too complicated for me, all them numbers. But them sport folks, they like that kind of thing.
Anyways, Texas folks were happy, Florida folks, probably not so much. That’s how it goes with these games, someone wins, someone loses. Just like when I’m playin’ bingo; sometimes I win, sometimes I don’t. But at least with bingo, it’s only a dollar a card.
This here game, now, I bet them tickets cost a whole lot more than a dollar. But I guess if you like watchin’ them boys run around and throw a ball, it’s worth it. Me, I’d rather sit on my porch and watch the birds.
So, that’s the story of the Texas vs Florida score. Texas won big, and that’s all that matters. Now, don’t ask me no more questions, ’cause that’s all I know. Time to get back to my chores.
