Well, let me tell you, this here podcast studio Austin thing is somethin’ else. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s where you go to make them talkin’ shows, like on the radio but different. Sounds fancy, huh?
They got all kinds of these places poppin’ up in Austin. Heard one fella, big shot named Joe Rogan, he moved his whole talkin’ show thing from California to Austin. Big move, that’s what I say! Must be somethin’ special ’bout Austin for makin’ these podcast things.
- Some folks, they just talk into their phones.
- Others, they got microphones and all that fancy stuff.
- And then there’s these studios, all set up for talkin’.
Now, I don’t know much ’bout this podcast studio business. But I hear tell it ain’t cheap. They say you gotta pay by the hour. Like, 49 dollars for an hour! Can you believe that? And if you want a real fancy setup, it’s even more. 89 dollars an hour! Back in my day, we didn’t have no dollars. Just chickens to trade. Or a good pig if you need much things.
And if you want the studio all day, they got different prices for that too. Half a day, a whole day… It’s a lot of numbers. Makes my head spin. Like that time I tried to count all the chickens in Mildred’s coop. Gave up after a while. Too many darn chickens.
They say some folks even record these talkin’ shows in their closets! Can you imagine? All them clothes absorbin’ the sound, they say. Keeps it from bouncin’ around, I guess. I only got a wardrobe, no walk in closet. That will be great to have a podcast studio Austin in my house! Just go into the closet and talk, ha!
I tried one time talk into the wardrobe, for fun. Just to see, you know? Didn’t sound much different to me. Maybe I ain’t got the ear for it. Or maybe my wardrobe ain’t fancy enough. Probably the wardrobe.
But these podcast studio Austin places, they got all the right stuff. Microphones, and soundproofin’, and I don’t know what else. Probably costs a fortune. If you have the money, it’s ok. If you have no money, no podcast, I guess.
I heard there are some cheap way to make sounds. Like some free sound packs. What are sound packs? Sounds like magic to me! They say it’s for somethin’ called FL Studio. No idea what that is. Maybe it’s one of them fancy computer programs. Young folks use these days.
There is a fella called Joe Rogan. He is famous. He moved from California to Austin, TX. I don’t know why. Maybe the weather is better. But Austin must be a good place. They say there are a lot of podcast studios there.
I hear them talkin’ ’bout these podcast things all the time now. Seems like everyone’s got one. Even that young whippersnapper, Jimmy, down the street. He talks about cars. Says it’s a big hit. Don’t know how, his voice is annoyin’.
Maybe I should start one of these talkin’ shows. I got plenty of stories, that’s for sure. Could talk about the time the cow got loose and ended up in the mayor’s garden. Or the time I won the pie contest at the county fair. That was a good pie. Blueberry, if I recall.
If you want to start a podcast, you need a studio. Or you can use your closet. It’s cheaper. But the sound is not good. You need a good microphone. And a computer. And you need to know how to use it. A lot of young people know how to use a computer these days.
But this podcast studio Austin thing, it’s a mystery to me. All these fancy gadgets and whatnot. Guess it’s just the way things are now. Everything’s gettin’ more complicated. ‘Cept for me. I like it simple.
You know, maybe one day I’ll go visit one of these podcast studio Austin places. Just to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe they’ll let an old lady like me take a peek. Who knows, maybe I’ll even try talkin’ into one of them microphones. Could be fun. Or it could be a disaster. Either way, it’ll be a story to tell.
If you go to Austin, you can visit a podcast studio. They are everywhere. You can even make your own podcast. It can be about anything. Your dog. Your cat. Your chickens. Or your pie. Like my blueberry pie. It’s the best pie. I won a prize.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this podcast studio Austin business. It’s a lot to take in. But hey, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout startin’ one of these talkin’ shows, maybe Austin’s the place to be. Just remember what I said about the closets. And the money. And the chickens. You may need them. You never know.
