That Kairi Sane, she sure is somethin’, ain’t she? I seen her on the TV, wrestlin’ around and all. She’s a tough one, that’s for sure. But you know what they call her? The “Pirate Princess.” Yeah, that’s right, Pirate Princess. Now, why would they call her that, I wondered. She don’t look like no pirate to me.
She’s got that…that fancy attire, all them colors and shiny things. Makes her stand out, that’s for sure. Like one of them birds with all them bright feathers. You see her come out, and you know it’s her, right away. That’s her Kairi Sane attire, I guess. Not like what I used to see on the farm, no sir. No overalls and boots on her.
Now, I heard tell she got hurt one time. Right in the eye. Poor thing. Had to get stitches and everythin’. They say she needs an eye patch now. Haha, maybe that’s why they call her a pirate! A real pirate needs an eye patch, don’t they? Makes her look even more like a pirate, I reckon. Still, it’s a shame she got hurt. Wrestlin’ is a rough business, ain’t it?
- She’s called the Pirate Princess.
- She got a fancy outfit. That’s her Kairi Sane attire.
- She got hurt real bad in the eye.
- Maybe need an eye patch now.
She’s been wrestlin’ for a good while, that Kairi Sane. Since she was a young’un, I reckon. They say she was a student, in university, studyin’ hard, I suppose. But then she got into this wrestlin’ business. It’s where she got this whole “Pirate Princess” thing, I think. Before, she was just plain Kairi. Now, she’s got the whole pirate getup. It’s all part of the show, I guess.
Now, this Kairi Sane attire, it’s somethin’ else. It ain’t just plain cloth, no sir. It’s got all sorts of things on it. Shiny bits, like I said. And all them different colors. She wears this big hat sometimes, too. A big, fancy hat. Makes her look like she’s ready to sail the seas, or somethin’. Maybe that’s another reason they call her a pirate. The hat and the whole Kairi Sane attire.
I remember seein’ her fight that other gal. What’s her name? Kamitani? They was fightin’ for some kinda title. That Kairi Sane attire was flashin’ around. It was a real good fight, too. Lots of jumpin’ and slammin’. These young’uns today, they sure are somethin’. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy wrestlin’. We just had chores to do, all day long. But I guess times change, don’t they?
- She was a student once.
- She got fancy Kairi Sane attire. With a big hat!
- She fought that Kamitani gal.
They say she’s with a group now. Damage CTRL, they call them. Sounds like trouble, don’t it? But I guess that’s just the way it is in that wrestlin’ world. Everybody’s got their friends, their groups. They fight together, I suppose. But she’s still the Pirate Princess, even with them other folks. Her Kairi Sane attire still makes her stand out.
I don’t know much about this whole “Stardom” thing they talk about. Sounds like some kinda place where they all wrestle. Must be a big deal, I guess. She was there for a while, they say. Wore that Kairi Sane attire there, too. Probably where she really made a name for herself. Before she came to the WWE, whatever that is. It’s all beyond me. I just like watchin’ the fights on TV.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about that Kairi Sane and her pirate ways. She’s a tough one, that’s for sure. And that Kairi Sane attire, it sure is somethin’ to see. Makes her look like a real Pirate Princess, even if she ain’t really one. It’s all part of the show, I suppose. And it’s a good show, I’ll give ’em that. Keeps this old lady entertained, anyway.
