Well, lemme tell you somethin’ about this here NCAA alcohol policy. It’s a whole mess of rules, I tell ya. These young folks playin’ sports, they got all these things they can and can’t do. And drinkin’ is one of ’em. It ain’t like back in my day, no sir.
So, they say, if you’re old enough to drink, you gotta be careful. Like, these fellas, they can only have two drinks. Two! Can you believe it? And the gals, they only get one. One drink! Says it’s better for ya to drink less. Well, I reckon that makes sense, but still…
They say you shouldn’t be drinkin’ more than 14 of them “units” a week. I don’t know what a “unit” is, but it sounds fancy. They say it’s like six glasses of wine or six of them beers. And you gotta spread it out over three days or more. Sheesh, that’s a lot of rules for a little fun, ain’t it?
Now, this here NCAA, they used to be real strict. No booze at their games, no sir! But things change, I guess. They got rules about other stuff too, like them “cannabis-noids” and “performance enhancers”. Sounds like somethin’ out of a science book, don’t it?
And don’t even get me started on them “dietary supplements”. Back in my day, we just ate what was on our plates. Didn’t need no fancy pills or powders to make us strong. Good, honest food, that’s what we had. These kids today, they got it all backwards.
- They gotta have a written policy on alcohol. A whole dang book, I bet.
- They gotta teach these athletes about drugs. Like they don’t know what’s good and what ain’t.
- This here NCAA, they test ’em for drugs, too. Make sure they ain’t takin’ nothin’ they shouldn’t.
I heard they sell booze at them college football games now. Can you imagine? Payin’ good money to watch a game and then payin’ even more for a drink. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya.
They say this NCAA alcohol policy is to keep these athletes healthy. Well, I suppose that’s a good thing. But it sure is different from how things used to be. We didn’t have all these rules. We just played our games and had a good time. And them NCAA rules just keep on coming.
Now, they’re talkin’ about “banned substances”. Apparently, all them “cannabis-noids” are on the list. Even the ones that help with that epilepsy. Seems kinda harsh, don’t it? And why can’t they drink alcohol? I don’t get it. I suppose after the alcohol…
They got all these “programs” and “education” and “clear policies”. It’s all so complicated. I guess it’s to protect these young folks, but it just seems like a whole lot of fuss to me.
They even got rules about recruitin’. Can you believe it? How you gonna get the best players if you can’t even talk to ’em proper? It’s all so different now. It ain’t like it used to be, that’s for sure.
These young folks today, they gotta follow all these rules. And they better not step outta line, or they’ll be in trouble. It’s a lot of pressure, I tell ya. NCAA sure knows how to make things difficult, specially that alcohol policy. These people do a lot of writin’ about drinkin’.
I guess it’s all for the best, though. Gotta keep these athletes safe and healthy. Even if it means they can’t have a little fun every now and then. It’s a different world, that’s for sure. A whole different world.
This whole NCAA alcohol policy thing is just another example of how things have changed. It’s all about rules and regulations and makin’ sure everyone is doin’ what they’re supposed to. It ain’t like the good old days, that’s for sure. But I guess that’s just the way it is now.
These young folks got a lot to learn about life. And they got a lot of rules to follow. I just hope they can still find a way to enjoy themselves, even with all these restrictions. Because life is too short to be worried about rules all the time. Especially them NCAA rules. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
You gotta follow the rules though, even if they seem a little bit silly. That NCAA alcohol policy seems mighty important to someone, I reckon. They write a lot of rules, them NCAA folks. And they sure do love to talk about what you can and can’t drink. You just watch yourself, don’t be drinkin’ more than two, if you’re a man. And only one, if you a woman. And only six on a whole week. You just keep that in mind, and you might not get into too much trouble. Maybe.
