Alright, let’s talk about this Esfand fella and how much money he’s got. Folks are always gossiping about how much these internet people make, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Jordan Thompson volleyball girl, huh? Let me tell ya, this girl, she’s somethin’ else. I heard tell she plays volleyball real good, like, *really* good. They say...

Alright, so, you wanna know about them Dodgers and Rockies, huh? Them fellas playing ball. I tell ya, it’s like this. Some fellas hit the ball far, some don’t. Some teams win, some lose....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, this Viking Victor, you know? They say he’s a big deal, like somethin’ outta them old stories my grandma used to tell, somethin’ ’bout strong fellas...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Jordan Thompson, the volleyball girl, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t gonna be fancy, ya hear? Just plain talk, like we’re sittin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this Bar-se-lo-na and Ma-drid thing, you know, the football stuff. Heard folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if I don’t know much...

Alright, so y’all wanna know ’bout this Roberto Bautista Agut fella, huh? And predictions ’bout his tennis matches? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I ain’t...

Alright, so you wanna know about that golf thingy, the 2012 Ryder Cup in Medinah? I’ll tell ya what I know, but don’t expect no fancy words, ya hear? The Big Comeback So, this...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cody Rhodes fella and his mama. I ain’t no fancy writer, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how. You get it, you get it....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Matt Kemp fella and that Rihanna gal. I heard tell they was a thing back in the day, you know, like a rooster and a hen. Folks...