Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here Jazz and Rockets game, you know, the basketball stuff. I heard some folks talkin’ about it, and I figured I’d chime in. Don’t expect no...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Seth Perkins fella and how much money he’s got, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t easy figuring out these young folks’ business, but I’ve done some...

Alright, let’s talk about this soccer match, or football, whatever you wanna call it. FC Cincinnati versus C.F. Monterrey. Heard it was a big deal, lots of folks runnin’ around and kickin’ a ball....

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Olumuyiwa Fashanu fella, huh? Let me tell ya what I know, the way I know it. No fancy words, just plain talk. First off, this boy, Olumuyiwa,...

Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Anthony Kim, and how much moolah he’s got. Folks call it “net worth,” sounds fancy, but it just means how much stuff he owns minus how much he...

Alright, let’s talk about this baseball game, the Colorado Rockies and the San Diego Padres. I don’t know much about fancy stats, but I can tell you who’s been hittin’ the ball and who...

Well, let me tell ya, this Phil Flash fella, he’s got himself a whole heap of pictures, you know? Pictures of girls, young ones, dressed up like they’re going to school. Schoolgirl uniforms, they...

Alright, let’s talk about this Tiger Woods fella and his house, or whatever it is, down in them Bahamas. I heard tell it’s some fancy place, real high-falutin’. You know, the kind of place...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, J.T. Poston, and what’s in his golf bag. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I hear folks jabberin’ about him winnin’ and such, so I figured I’d...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “best encore team” thingy in that Wuthering Waves game. My grandson, you know, the one always glued to his phone, he’s been yappin’ about it non-stop. Says it’s...